About this episode

The episode features judges ruling on unusual food crimes live from Home Brew Austin.

Our Hero Judges are ready to rule on some cases that slipped through the cracks. Live from Home Brew Austin, court stenographer Eric will read the crimes to Judges Michael & Jordan to get a ruling. Luckily there's not hungry little monkeys scampering around for a taste. On the docket: mustard watermelon, burger juice, microwaved clams in oatmeal, and MORE! Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

People in this episode

Hosts: Michael, Jordan

Topics covered

• food crimes
• live podcast
• court ruling
• humor
• food culture

Keywords

• microwaved clams
• mustard watermelon
• burger juice
• food court
• food crimes

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Home Brew Austin, Patreon, 100% Eat

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