About this episode

The episode discusses market updates including Intel's performance, political meme coins, and the implications of AI on investing.

This week, Intel rips 20% and Avi's $88 call pays off. We discuss Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP coin and why every political meme coin is explicitly telling you it exists to extract from you, why a bad first experience in crypto poisons the well for everyone, and where the actual trade is if you want to punt it anyway. Jonah then makes the case for putting commodities onchain — jet fuel perps, regional gasoline, Nigerian crude differentials — and why ICE and NYMEX are structurally incapable of launching anything new. We also get into why getting people invested in the market is a national security issue, why you can no longer earn your way out of your income bracket, why it has never been easier to be a quant, why the Bitcoin trade is in peril as flows rotate back to AI, and why Jonah thinks AGI is already here and markets melt up right until Skynet terminates us all. Enjoy! -- Follow Avi: https://x.com/AviFelman Follow Jonah: https://x.com/jvb_xyz Follow 1000x: https://x.com/1000xPod Join the 1000x Telegram: https://t.me/thousandxpod Try the 1000x Terminal: https://1000x.money -- Timestamps: (00:00) Coming Up on 1000x... (00:37) Intel Rips: The $88 Call Pays Off (05:27) Hunter Biden's…

People in this episode

Host: Avi

Guest: Jonah

Topics covered

• market update
• crypto
• commodities
• national security
• AI
• investing

Keywords

• Hunter Biden
• crypto
• commodities onchain
• market security
• AGI
• Bitcoin
• investing

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Intel, ICE, NYMEX, Anthropic

Products: $LAPTOP coin, $INTC, jet fuel perps, regional gasoline, Nigerian crude differentials

Places: United States

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