About this episode

The episode discusses humorous and bizarre topics including football and personal health.

Originally Aired  September 3, 2026: Crooked Jess being crooked. No dry humping in football. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gluing your penis shut.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Topics covered

• football
• humor
• health
• relationships
• podcast promotion

Keywords

• Crooked Jess
• football
• gluing
• penis
• humor
• podcast

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music

Places: September 3, 2026

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