About this episode

Allen discusses his thoughts on being a sex object, the eroticism of haircuts, and why he could never run for political office.

In a randomly wild episode Allen discusses everything from his thoughts on what it would feel like to be a sex object to the erotic act of getting a haircut and the obvious reasons he could never run for political office.

People in this episode

Host: Allen

Topics covered

• sexuality
• comedy
• personal thoughts
• politics
• haircut
• self-objectification

Keywords

• sex object
• erotic haircut
• political office
• comedy
• personal reflections

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