Fanny Packin' Heart Balls

About this episode

Kurt and Scotty discuss bizarre news stories including a child finding a sword, a man returning a large sum of money, and a priest controversy.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a 6 year old that found a 1300 year old sword on a school trip, a man returns fanny pack with $30k after finding it in a Wawa bathroom, Robert Fripp unsure why doctors shaved his balls while getting heart surgery and sexy calendar priest isn’t even a priest! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People in this episode

Hosts: Kurt Braunohler, Scotty Landes

Topics covered

• finding ancient artifacts
• returning lost items
• medical mishaps
• unusual news
• humor

Keywords

• sword
• fanny pack
• heart surgery
• Robert Fripp
• Wawa
• comedy
• news

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Wawa

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