Sorry, I Been Drunk

About this episode

Kurt and Scotty discuss a series of bizarre news stories including a firefighter rescue and a mandolin thief's change of heart.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who was rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in phone booth trying to order a kabob, mayor urges public not to eat toilet seats, travelers trapped on runway for hours, drunk mandolin thief has second thoughts and returns mandolin and the wildest collab of the year includes bear poop! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People in this episode

Hosts: Kurt, Scotty

Topics covered

• funny news
• firefighter rescue
• public safety
• travel mishaps
• theft
• collaborations

Keywords

• funny news
• firefighters
• toilet seats
• runway
• mandolin thief
• bear poop

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: firefighters

Places: toilet, runway

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