Chet Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
From Basketball Illuminati by Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
June 3, 2026 · 1h 29m
About this episode
The hosts discuss NBA offseason decisions and interview Michelle Beadle about her beliefs and experiences related to the Spurs.
Dr. Tom "The Scientist" Haberstroh, Pulitzer Prize Winner Amin Elhassan... and producer Anthony Mayes are not going on vacation until the NBA announces the findings of the Aspiration Investigation. We dig deep into the Chet of it all as the Thunder face an offseason of roster decisions as their days of avoiding the luxury tax aprons are over. Michelle Beadle of the Run It Back show talks us through her belief in Corgis, Cupcakes and Candles as she spiritually guides the Spurs on the Race for Seis. We learn where she ranks among Spurs celebrities and why she got kicked out of a bar during the Ray Allen game in 2013. Subscribe to the Illuminati YouTube Channel Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count The Dings Network. Join the Count The Dings Patreon to support the show, get ad free episodes and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/countthedings ILLUMINATI MERCH HAS RETURNED…
People in this episode
Hosts: Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan, Anthony Mayes
Guest: Michelle Beadle
Topics covered
- NBA
- offseason decisions
- Chet Holmgren
- Spurs
- celebrity rankings
- sports commentary
Keywords
- Chet Holmgren
- NBA offseason
- Michelle Beadle
- Spurs
- luxury tax
- sports podcast
Mentioned in this episode
Organizations: Run It Back, Count The Dings Network, Count The Dings
Books & works: Ray Allen game
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