Alternate Timelines and Shampoo Crimes
About this episode
Shayne and Jay explore their life choices and alternate timelines over beers, discussing regrets and missed opportunities.
You ever look back at your life and think, “Wow… I really zigged when I should’ve zagged… or at least paused for snacks”? Well, Shayne and I cracked open a couple of beers and a couple of emotional support regrets to explore all the life choices we might have done differently — assuming we had a functioning time machine and slightly better judgment. Turns out our alternate timelines include piano prodigy futures, shampoo‑based revenge plots, and a Durango Brothers world tour that absolutely should’ve happened. In this round, we dive into: The piano path Shayne abandoned like a sad, lonely keyboard in a thrift store Jay’s Texas Tech detour and the mouthpiece incident heard ’round the world Misattributed quotes we confidently misuse The house decision that butterfly‑effected Shayne’s entire timeline The Durango Brothers band that exists only in the multiverse Round 318: more regrets than rounds — and we've got a LOT of rounds. ~~~~~~~ Support Beer Thursday on Patreon The next 18 Patrons at the $10 level get access to the exclusive Beer Thursday Facebook group — plus the power to suggest future round topics. Basically, you get to boss us around. Lock in your spot before 18 other…
People in this episode
Hosts: Shayne, Jay Ray
Topics covered
- alternate timelines
- life choices
- regrets
- music
- humor
Keywords
- alternate timelines
- regrets
- life choices
- Texas Tech
- Durango Brothers
- humor
- piano prodigy
Mentioned in this episode
Organizations: Texas Tech, Durango Brothers
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