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Dimes and Judas discuss various political and social issues, including a false sexual assault claim and the Humboldt Broncos crash, while reviewing a book on covert conflicts in international politics.

Dimes and Judas discuss a JPMorgan analyst making an outrageously false sexual assault claim against his girlboss, the inept Indian truck driver responsible for the Humboldt Broncos crash avoiding deportation, and the alleged Carney Pivot restoring Canadian sovereignty. After accounting the recent coordination of Age Verification laws being pushed across the Western world, they review the book “Secret Wars: Covert Conflict in International Politics” by Austin Carson. The book explains the ways powerful states covertly participate in foreign wars, how these secretly conduct these secret conflicts, and the logic behind keeping the public unaware. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes returns to The J. Burden Show to discuss a series of unrelated and incoherent topics as he completely forgets to promote his documentary “How to Make a Canadian People.” It’s very enjoyable though. Timestamps: 00:18 - George Floyd is Alive and Wears a Dress Rap 02:27 – Dimes Sexually Assaulting Studio Execs as a Giant Spider 04:25 – Hulk Bogan 05:24 - Aleksandr Dugin Crashes Out Against White People 17:00 – They Don’t Know What Diabetes Is 22:26 – JPMorgan Indian Analyst Invents…

People in this episode

Host: Dimes

Guest: Judas

Topics covered

• sexual assault claims
• Humboldt Broncos crash
• Canadian sovereignty
• Age Verification laws
• covert conflict
• political commentary

Keywords

• JPMorgan
• sexual assault
• Humboldt Broncos
• Canadian sovereignty
• Age Verification laws
• covert conflict
• political commentary

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: JPMorgan

Places: Canada

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