There are No Simulationists in Prostate Cubening Wards

About this episode

Dimes and Judas discuss the 2026 Israeli-Iranian War, the death of Wiarton Willie, and Canada's anti-hate bill C-9, alongside a review of William Tetley's book on the October Crisis.

Dimes and Judas assess the recent developments in the 2026 Israeli-Iranian War, the death of hack fraud groundhog Wiarton Willie, and the controversy surrounding Canada’s new anti-hate bill C-9. After exploring the limitations of shippable microfactories, they review the book “October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View” by William Tetley. Here a liberal journalist recounts his experiences during the fall of the Quebec separatist group Front de libération du Québec in 1970 after a decade of kidnappings, bombings, and murder. It is contrasted against the IRA in Ireland and explores how this Marxist revolutionary group collapsed far more spectacularly. Timestamps: 00:45 – Figuring Out what Lent is to Give it Up 03:21 – What Happens when a Cat Gets Dementia? 07:30 – Wiarton Willie the Weather Groundhog has Died 13:10 – New Anti-Hate Bill C-9 Being Fast tracked 22:24 – Israeli-Iranian War: Fog of Narratives 32:57 – Saudi Arabia is Paying Influencers to Lose Their Minds 38:35 – Did Iraq Mindrape Everyone? 40:41 – Trump Says Wars Can be Fought Forever Actually 44:17 – The 50 Year Plot to Expand Israeli Territory 48:57 – Glenn Beck Created a George Washington AI to Ask Him About Iran 56:55…

People in this episode

Hosts: Dimes, Judas

Topics covered

• Israeli-Iranian War
• anti-hate bill
• October Crisis
• microfactories
• political commentary
• cultural analysis

Keywords

• Israeli-Iranian War
• anti-hate bill C-9
• October Crisis
• microfactories
• political commentary
• Glenn Beck
• Wiarton Willie

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Front de libération du Québec

Books & works: October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View

Places: Israel, Iran, Canada

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