About this episode

The episode discusses various topics including sleep, shopping experiences in Nashville, food preferences, and Southern nostalgia.

We’re back once again for another episode where we’re running on no sleep, high pollen counts, and whatever is currently attacking our sinuses from the inside out. We kick things off with sleep scores, Hannah Montana at 3AM, and the realization that wearable tech exists solely to humble you and tell you your heart is older than your body. From there, things spiral into a full breakdown of Nashville shopping, where a $12 sweatshirt magically becomes $325 the second you hang it in a boutique on 12 South. Naturally, we also cover mall fatigue, In-N-Out opinions, and why sometimes a Krystal burger just hits different… especially if the person making it looks like they’ve been through something. If nobody’s smoking outside, it’s probably not going to taste right and in fact we won’t be eating it. We also solve the zoo debate entirely by deciding that being a zoo animal might actually be the best life available (like put us in a climate controlled room, feed us, and we’re set), followed by a very passionate discussion about chicken salad, why fruit does not belong in it, and the fact that Chicken Salad Chick might be one of the finest establishments on God’s green earth. Then we take a…

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