The Extra Legendary Bit: Hearses, Half Marathons and Benidorm Terror

The Extra Legendary Bit: Hearses, Half Marathons and Benidorm Terror

April 8, 2026 · 14 min · Season 1

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In this bonus episode, the hosts share bizarre listener stories involving a stripper, a wedding hearse, and a half marathon mishap.

Welcome back to Bloomin’ Legends! The Extra Legendary Bit is the bonus episode where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods leave the history books behind and dive into the gloriously unhinged stories sent in by you, the listeners. In this week’s bonus episode, the lads hear about a deeply alarming encounter with a stripper in Benidorm wielding a baseball bat, a funeral hearse disastrously parked outside a wedding venue, and a woman who somehow won a half marathon after coming out of a toilet the wrong way. What You’ll Hear in This Episode: Benidorm Bat Trouble – One listener comes face to face with a stripper in Benidorm… who is holding a baseball bat. Holiday memories don’t get much more terrifying than that. The Wedding Hearse Horror – A man accidentally parks a funeral hearse outside a wedding venue, creating exactly the wrong sort of first impression. The Toilet Detour Champion – One woman takes a wrong turn coming out of a toilet during a half marathon… and somehow ends up winning the whole thing. Got a story that can top this week’s madness? 📩 Send it to bloominlegends@global.com and we’ll decide if it’s Bloomin’ Legendary or just brilliantly bonkers. 📲 Follow us…

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