Cattle Mutilations: Aliens, Cults, or Maggots?
About this episode
The episode explores bizarre cattle mutilation reports in Canada, discussing various theories and explanations.
Are aliens surgically mutilating cattle across the Canadian prairies… or is there a far more grounded (and grosser) explanation? In this episode of Tinfoil Touque, Rhys Waters and Jesse dive into decades of bizarre prairie cattle mutilation reports from Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, and BC. We talk missing eyes and tongues, vanishing sex organs, no blood at the scene, strange surgical cuts, and RCMP files that still aren’t fully released. Along the way we explore: Classic conspiracy explanations: UFOs, secret government bioweapons, and satanic cults What ranchers, vets, and pathologists actually say about these cases The infamous “intergalactic vagina explosion” quote How scavengers like ravens, magpies, and blowflies can create “surgical” wounds Why some cases still don’t fit the natural explanation Plus, in the STD (Small Talk Dimension) Zone, Rhys talks about joining a new gym in Halifax, Jesse preps for a mystery biker-dive-bar date, and they tease next week’s story about a TikToker who filmed a “giant” in the Rocky Mountains. Is it aliens, cults, or just maggots doing what maggots do? For premium content, socials, merch, to leave a voicemail or message us go to…
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