Chris And Jaz Go To WAR Over Garage Doors

About this episode

Chris Distefano records a chaotic episode from his trunk, discussing garage door issues, a sick dog, and various comedic topics with guest Jaz.

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast. Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car. 00:00 Chaos Bus debut from the trunk 01:00 No sleep, sick dog chaos 02:30 Jasmine joins the Chaos Bus 04:00 Chaos Bus concept explained 06:00 Dentist trip + Staten Island plans 08:30 Wedding talk + Father’s Day debate 10:00 Mets event recap (and bombing) 12:30 Chaos Bus unboxing (Mets gifts) 16:00 “Physical therapy” segment begins 20:00 Shoulder diagnosis goes off the rails 23:00 Chaos Bus therapy advice 25:00 Garage door disaster begins 27:30 BlueChew ad read 29:00 Garage situation spirals 32:00 Chaos Bus reality check 35:00 Relationship dynamics + advice talk 38:00 Vito hospital scare story 42:00 T-ball parenting moment 45:00 Atlantic City vs Vegas rant 47:00 WrestleMania weekend chaos 49:00 Fans crossing the line UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover…

People in this episode

Host: Chris Distefano

Guest: Jaz

Topics covered

• garage door drama
• sick dog
• physical therapy
• relationship dynamics
• parenting
• comedy

Keywords

• Chaos Bus
• garage door
• sick dog
• physical therapy
• relationship advice
• WrestleMania
• parenting

Sponsors

BlueChew, rag & bone

Mentioned in this episode

Places: Staten Island, Atlantic City, Vegas

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