Polydactyl or Polyamorous; Internet Absolutely Hates Us! w/ Lucas Zelnick | Coastal Idiots - Episode 049

About this episode

Comedian Lucas Zelnick joins Katherine and Shane to discuss internet comments and play a game about celebrities who are polydactyl or polyamorous.

Comedian Lucas Zelnick joins Katherine and Shane for an episode that proves reading your comments is always a terrible and wonderful idea. Before willingly destroying their self-esteem, the gang attempts to identify celebrities who are either polydactyl or polyamorous—a game that somehow gets less accurate the longer it goes. Between internet insults, questionable guesses, and Lucas sharing his unique perspective as a card-carrying member of Team Extra Toes as well as having a mother who dated Jeffrey Epstein in the 80’s, this episode is a glorious train wreck from start to finish. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Coastal Idiots is a weekly comedy podcast where each week your host Shane and Katherine are joined by a friend or two where they do something very stupid and hilarious. Follow Katherine and Shane so they have a reason to keep going. The show is produced by the marvelous Keida Mascaro. Some of the art on the walls by the great Perry Shall. Music by Gymshorts and Alex Orange Drink. Your favorite idiots are now available wherever you listen to podcasts! Stream video on Spotify or Youtube, to drink in every detail of Katherine Blanford & Shane Torres' shenanigans and insane…

People in this episode

Hosts: Katherine Blanford, Shane Torres

Guest: Lucas Zelnick

Topics covered

• comedy
• internet culture
• celebrity
• self-esteem
• polydactyl
• polyamorous

Keywords

• comedy podcast
• internet insults
• celebrity game
• self-esteem
• polydactyl
• polyamorous
• Lucas Zelnick

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