Monkey Jerkoff Trauma and the Fish Backpack Felon

About this episode

A mixed bag of topics including national security, birthday serenades, and bizarre Florida news.

Episode Summary Monday’s show is a real mixed bag of brain damage: a rogue helicopter patriot screaming about national security, Tim’s mom getting a birthday serenade through a garbage phone connection, boundary-coach nonsense, grocery-cart warfare, bird-soul rebirth, bent-phone scam artists, and two fresh Florida updates featuring a fish backpack and stolen breast-milk Stanley ambitions. Opening […] The post Monkey Jerkoff Trauma and the Fish Backpack Felon first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

People in this episode

Host: Tim

Topics covered

• comedy
• national security
• birthday celebrations
• grocery shopping
• Florida news
• scams

Keywords

• monkey jerkoff trauma
• national security
• birthday serenade
• grocery-cart warfare
• Florida updates
• fish backpack
• scam artists

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Florida

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