Dopey 586: CLASSIC DOPEY! Robbing Drug Dealers! Federal Indictment! Lesbian Prison Romance! Heroin! Crack! & Single Motherhood in Recovery w

About this episode

Kelly P shares her harrowing journey through addiction, crime, and recovery with brutal honesty and humor.

FILM FESTIVAL TICKETS: https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/2216905 PATREON: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast This week on Dopey! We check in from deep inside Knicks playoff mania, tackles a listener email about dating in early recovery, and shares some hard-earned thoughts on relapse, relationships, and protecting your sobriety at all costs. Then we reconnect with fellow Mountainside alum Kelly P, who was in treatment alongside Dave and Chris back in 2011. What follows is a truly classic Dopey story: childhood trauma, smoking weed at 12, cocaine by 17, dealing pills, getting hooked on oxy and heroin, robbing her own supplier, catching a federal indictment, getting arrested by the DEA, doing time in federal prison, finding love behind bars, and eventually surviving years of heroin, fentanyl, crack, and total chaos. Kelly takes us through decades of addiction, crime, incarceration, heartbreak, motherhood, and redemption with brutal honesty and surprising humor. From federal prison relationships to fentanyl addiction and near-total self-destruction, Kelly's story is a powerful reminder that recovery is possible even after the darkest chapters. Now approaching three years sober…

People in this episode

Guest: Kelly P

Topics covered

• addiction
• recovery
• crime
• incarceration
• motherhood
• relationships
• sobriety

Keywords

• heroin
• fentanyl
• crack
• relapse
• sobriety
• incarceration
• motherhood
• recovery
• addiction
• Knicks

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Knicks, DEA, Mountainside, Dopey Foundation, Patreon

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