"People can't afford hitmen anymore."

About this episode

The episode features humorous discussions on various topics including hitmen, food, and parenting.

Episode 194: Hitler gets his driver’s license. Phlegm. Hitmen. And Tim eats moldy food. Then: party in sad bars. Make Your Kids Suffer at Your Job day. Humidity. Shoddy builders. Strange thoughts from Tim. And painfully soft toilet paper. Plus, a few more things. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

People in this episode

Host: Tim

Topics covered

• humor
• hitmen
• food
• bars
• parenting
• construction
• personal anecdotes

Keywords

• hitmen
• food
• bars
• parenting
• humor
• construction
• Tim

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Hitler

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