Ask, Tell, Confess: Guys, We Bleached Our Bholes

Ask, Tell, Confess: Guys, We Bleached Our Bholes

From Dumb Blonde by Bunnie DeFord

September 4, 2026 · 21 min · Episode 393

About this episode

The episode dives into outrageous date and hookup stories while discussing sex, consent, and dating red flags.

Ask, Tell, Confess is back at the kitchen counter, and somehow y’all managed to outdo yourselves. This week, the gang is diving into your absolute WORST date and hookup stories—and there is truly no preparing for where these confessions go. We’re talking puking in mouths to Alan Jackson, surprise butt play with ZERO warning, period disasters on white sheets, boogers on boobs, and enough poop and puke stories to last us a lifetime. Bunnie, Meme, Hailee, and Jaime break down every unhinged detail while getting into sex and consent, period sex, butt stuff myths, bleaching buttholes before surgery (yes, really), and the red flags you should NEVER ignore just because you’re “already there.” Consider this your reminder: sometimes it’s better to just get dressed and go home. Watch Full Episodes & More:  YouTube

People in this episode

Host: Bunnie DeFord

Topics covered

  • worst date stories
  • hookup confessions
  • sex and consent
  • period sex
  • butt stuff myths
  • bleaching buttholes
  • red flags in dating

Keywords

  • date stories
  • hookup
  • sex
  • consent
  • period disasters
  • butt play
  • bleaching
  • red flags

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