The Dickless-Accountant Industrial Complex | The White Slave Trade (Part 1)

About this episode

The episode humorously explores themes of identity and historical events related to the white slave trade.

Why Do White People Always Want To Chop Their Knobs Off? The White Slave Trade (Part 1) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - The First Idea 07:08 - Real Non Verbal Stuff 11:05 - Racist Magician 18:00 - Enforced Non-Binaryism 21:18 - Give Me My Balls Back! 25:36 - The Bee Gees 30:20 - First Turkish Hairline 39:12 - Charlie’s Language 46:35 - Grok Is Errol Musk 51:24 - Confronting The Oppressor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

People in this episode

Hosts: Fin Taylor, Horatio Gould

Topics covered

• white slave trade
• comedy
• historical analysis
• gender identity
• cultural commentary

Keywords

• white people
• historical comedy
• gender
• slavery
• cultural critique

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Books & works: The Dickless-Accountant Industrial Complex

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