About this episode

The episode discusses the concept of microscopic goats for milk production, the relevance of Minecraft in country music, and the idea of allowing kids to buy vapes based on their grades.

We need microscopic goats to make the ultimate milk for Ringo Starr. All mainstream country should be about Minecraft since it's fundamentally about mining and farming and stuff. And kids should be able to buy vapes if they have good grades. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/294-microgoats-152406160

Topics covered

• microgoats
• milk
• Ringo Starr
• country music
• Minecraft
• vapes
• education

Keywords

• Patreon
• comedy
• episode 294

Mentioned in this episode

Products: Minecraft

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