Episode 435 - This Guy Got the Fission AND Fusion Merit Badges

Episode 435 - This Guy Got the Fission AND Fusion Merit Badges

June 14, 2026 · 32 min

About this episode

The episode humorously discusses warning signs that may indicate a child is involved with dangerous nuclear activities.

Look for these warning signs in your children: Do they know way too much about nuclear stuff? Do they care way too much about nuclear stuff? Is their room full of way too much nuclear stuff? Do they have a colorful glow around them? It can be any color, they're all equally bad. If you answered yes to any of these questions, your child may be nearing the completion of a dangerous and deadly homemade nuclear device. If you answered yes to all of these questions, your child has just detonated their dangerous and deadly homemade nuclear device.

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