
549: The Divine Protector: Master Salt Begins
From God Awful Movies by Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
March 24, 2026 · 1h 47m · Episode 549
About this episode
The episode explores a live action film from the Happy Science Cult featuring a seasoning-based hero.
This week, we delve back into the world of the Happy Science Cult for one of their live action features; this one about a seasoning-based vengeance hero. === To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/ Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
People in this episode
Host: Ryan Slotnick
Topics covered
- Happy Science Cult
- live action features
- seasoning-based hero
- comedy
- film analysis
Keywords
- Happy Science Cult
- live action
- film
- comedy
- seasoning hero
Mentioned in this episode
Organizations: Happy Science Cult, Evil Giraffes on Mars, Creator Accountability Network
Places: San Francisco
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