#339 - "Rules of Acquisition" DS9 S2E07

#339 - "Rules of Acquisition" DS9 S2E07

From It's Got Star Trek by It's Got Everything Media

May 11, 2026 · 1h 34m · Episode 339

About this episode

The hosts discuss the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode 'Rules of Acquisition' with humor and detail.

Quark and a new friend get down to business. Join your tulaberry-curious hosts as they discuss wrinkly Ferengi penises, early 1990s alien bedroom farces, and all manor of lobes (including Lisa!). Also, Dan's got a few lists, Patrick presents the latest round of "Where the Hell Have I Heard That Before?", and Jesse is oddly aggressive! Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware! Next week: We will discuss Star Trek: Voyager's "Unforgettable" Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids. Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek! Please utilize one of the following options if you have an interest in contacting your hosts: Record a message to us at itsgotstartrek.com/record Email us at feedback@itsgotstartrek.com Blueskyify us @ItsGotStarTrek Threaden us @ItsGotStarTrek Mastodon us @ItsGotStarTrek@tenforward.social…

People in this episode

Hosts: Dan, Patrick, Jesse

Topics covered

  • Star Trek
  • Deep Space Nine
  • Ferengi
  • alien culture
  • explicit content

Keywords

  • Star Trek
  • Deep Space Nine
  • Ferengi
  • Quark
  • explicit language

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: It's Got Everything Media

Books & works: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager

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