Captain Do Not Disturb

About this episode

The episode discusses various personal disputes and humorous dilemmas, including texting during work and family allergies.

It's time to clear the docket! Is your husband allowed to text you during the workday? Is your sister lying about a honeydew allergy? What is the correct number of lamps? All this and much more, including the best diss we ever heard yelled at a parade.

People in this episode

Host: John Hodgman

Topics covered

• relationships
• communication
• family dynamics
• work-life balance
• humor

Keywords

• texting
• workday
• honeydew allergy
• lamps
• diss
• parade

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