About this episode

Stirling Mortlock returns to the KOKO Show to discuss rugby, reminisce about his career, and engage in fun segments with the hosts.

This week on the KOKO Show your prayers have been answered! You have begged and pleaded for this man to return and KOKO has delivered. Coming in and running a juicy unders line from the outside channel is a man that goes by many names and has just as many different personalities. He has been called Snorkatron, Snorklebeanie, Captain Insano and of course the Porn Master. This Linfield legend lives off a steady diet of reminiscing about his 2003 SF intercept, making the tech world his bitch and forcing people to tell him that his lisp even as an adult is still really cute. So please put your hands together for Stirling Austin Mortlock! With Stirlo in tow the lads get down to business throwing questions at the Oracle in a segment we call ‘Snork Talk’, they chat about the current Wallabies set up and they shine a light on what actually happened when Morty called a Code Red on Swoop. Plus, we chat about round 9 of the Superb Rugby and we play a new little game called ‘Green and Goldylocks’. Finally, we reintroduce old friend NordVPN back on the show as a sponsor, as well as the lads get giddy about the news that they are heading to Super Round in Christchurch in only a couple of…

People in this episode

Guest: Stirling Mortlock

Topics covered

• rugby
• comedy
• interview
• sports news
• Super Rugby

Keywords

• Stirling Mortlock
• rugby
• Super Rugby
• NordVPN
• Snorkatron

Sponsors

NordVPN

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Kick Offs and Kick Ons

Books & works: 2003 SF intercept

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