I Didn't Text Him... Vodka Did: Chapter 5

About this episode

The episode features Chapter 5 of an erotic story, exploring humor and tension while reading the text aloud.

What can I say about this chapter that deserves to be said but will also make you want to listen to the episode... hmmm, that's a tough one... Okay, here we go: Join me for this next instalment of "I Didn't Text Him...Vodka Did!" - an erotic story written by the author "aFutileResistance" for the website Literotica.com! The chapter features 4000 correctly spelled words written in full English language sentences! Listen as I read those words IN ORDER and do my absolute best to try and make them sounds interesting and exciting! Meanwhile, the cliffhanger from the end of chapter 4 remains in place to keep the tension alive... seriously, that's the best I could do. Obviously don't skip this chapter, because I have loads of funny things to say about it, but just know upfront that it's not probably going to be what you were hoping for... TRIGGER WARNING : This chapter is bullshit. If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do! Thank you to subscribed Patreon supporters and please, if you can afford it, do consider…

People in this episode

Host: Let's Get Sexy

Topics covered

• erotic storytelling
• humor
• literature
• podcast
• vodka
• cliffhanger

Keywords

• erotic stories
• vodka
• Literotica
• funny commentary
• cliffhanger
• podcast episode

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