“I Got Into a Fight With a Woman… Then the Police Arrived.” | EP206

“I Got Into a Fight With a Woman… Then the Police Arrived.” | EP206

From Luke and Pete Talking Sheet by Luke and Pete

August 18, 2026 · 1h 16m

About this episode

Luke recounts a chaotic morning involving a fight and discusses various humorous and serious topics with Pete.

Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose. Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.” To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro 4:19 The scuffle with the woman 13:18 black people knocking my door 19:58 back to the scuffle (voice note) 26:08 black woman wearing boxing boots 27:52 some jobs aren’t for women 33:22 teacher got punched 34:50 Social stigma from school 38:07 back to the scuffle 39:53 “women in uniform turn me on” 41:53…

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