Ep. 112 A Ping Pong Ball Stuck WHERE & The Mystery of the White Dog Poo

Ep. 112 A Ping Pong Ball Stuck WHERE & The Mystery of the White Dog Poo

From MEET IN THE MIDDLE by James, Rachel, Jake and Danny

June 12, 2026 · 33 min · Season 6 · Episode 112

About this episode

The hosts share hilarious and embarrassing stories while discussing a quirky public monument proposal.

Get ready for another laugh-out-loud ride with Danny, James, Jake, and Rachel! We are back in the studio for Episode 112, and things are getting dangerously spicy and incredibly embarrassing. First up in "Have You Heard?", Jake introduces us to the world's most petty public monument. A local councillor in Cork, Ireland, has pitched building the world's smallest statue—a microscopic replica of the exact mosquito that infected Oliver Cromwell with malaria in 1658. We break down the sheer historical banter of treating a bug like an unrecognized national hero just to build a record-holding tourist trap. In "Confessionals," James brings the heat with two utterly mortifying stories.• A stressed maid of honor tries to clean a tiny scuff off the bride's white satin shoes in the dark hallway, but accidentally grabs a bottle of liquid ultra-dark fake tan instead of micellar water, leaving muddy brown streaks all down the front of a pristine wedding gown.• A harmless game of naked ping pong goes horribly wrong when a wife decides to serve the ball from her vagina, completely underestimating her pelvic floor strength and forcing her to frantically fish it back out while…

People in this episode

Hosts: Danny, James, Jake, Rachel

Topics covered

  • humor
  • embarrassing stories
  • public monuments
  • wedding mishaps
  • life swaps

Keywords

  • ping pong
  • white dog poo
  • Cork
  • wedding gown
  • public monument
  • Oliver Cromwell
  • fake tan

Mentioned in this episode

Products: liquid ultra-dark fake tan, micellar water

Places: Cork, Ireland, dark hallway, vagina

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