The Housemaid (2025)

The Housemaid (2025)

April 13, 2026 · 1h 10m

About this episode

The hosts review 'The Housemaid' while engaging in humorous and philosophical discussions.

On this episode of Movie Torture , Brad, Jacob, and the legendary beach-dwelling MTD set out to review The Housemaid , but as usual the movie takes a backseat to discussions about dispensaries popping up on every corner, Brad’s aunt accusing him of being gay at family gatherings, and a deeply philosophical debate about whether it’s acceptable to “duke on top of a duke” in a gas station bathroom. Things spiral quickly. Brad debuts a new sponsor called Sweeney Suppressant , a spray designed to help men focus on the plot whenever Sydney Sweeney appears on screen, while Jacob questions how anyone in Hollywood stays married if their job description involves making out with coworkers for millions of dollars. Eventually they remember there’s a movie to talk about. The Housemaid starts with Sydney Sweeney taking a job cleaning a mansion where the family appears normal for about ten minutes before the wife begins screaming, firing her repeatedly, and trashing the house like a raccoon on espresso. Meanwhile the husband turns out to be a manipulative psycho who locks women in attic bedrooms and assigns bizarre punishments like pulling out 100 hairs or cutting yourself with broken china. But…

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