Abi Clarke Bought a BOYFRIEND PILLOW! (and got ghosted by it)

Abi Clarke Bought a BOYFRIEND PILLOW! (and got ghosted by it)

From My Mate Bought A Toaster by Tom Price

May 28, 2026 · 34 min · Season 11 · Episode 3

About this episode

Abi Clarke shares her online shopping history, revealing humorous and personal stories.

Toasters we are BACK with another romp through someone's online shopping history. It's really the only way to tell a life story, you know. 🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨 This week on  My Mate Bought a Toaster , we dive deep into the Amazon purchase history of comedian and internet superstar Abi Clarke… and discover baking obsessions, hidden erotica, catastrophic boyfriend pillows and a deeply competitive attitude towards board games. Like DEEPLY competitive. Which we LOVE. Among the discoveries: 🎂 Abi once made a fondant CAKE version of her sociology teacher 📚 She panic-bought the entire Fifty Shades trilogy… then hid it from her parents in shame 🛏️ A “boyfriend pillow” purchase that ended in emotional devastation 🎭 Multiple balaclavas bought for sketch characters… all played by Abi herself 🐈 Why her cat is potentially a bigger star than she is PLUS: dating anxiety, disastrous ACL injuries from wrestling comedians, wedding cake pressure, cat litter adverts, and one of the greatest New Year’s Eve party ideas we’ve ever heard. ⏱️ BEST BITS: 00:04:00 — Abi’s teenage baking obsession 00:05:40 — The cake version of her teacher 00:12:00 — The full Fifty Shades confession 00:16:20 — The…

People in this episode

Host: Tom Price

Guest: Abi Clarke

Topics covered

  • online shopping
  • comedy
  • baking
  • dating
  • board games
  • cat stories
  • personal anecdotes

Keywords

  • Abi Clarke
  • boyfriend pillow
  • Fifty Shades
  • baking
  • board games
  • cat stories
  • New Year’s Eve

Mentioned in this episode

Products: boyfriend pillow, fondant CAKE, balaclavas

Books & works: Fifty Shades trilogy

Places: New Year’s Eve

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