Vegetables Don't Exist (with Langston and David)

About this episode

Langston and David discuss voicemails about Black puppets and the reality of vegetables.

Bert and Ernie, ummm sorry, Langston and David get together to answer your voicemails. What happened to all the Black puppets, and how did puppets infiltrate the magic castle?! Are vegetables even real? Plus, what's next for Langston and David? FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People in this episode

Guests: Langston, David

Topics covered

• puppets
• voicemails
• Black culture
• vegetables
• comedy
• magic castle

Keywords

• puppets
• Black culture
• voicemails
• vegetables
• comedy
• magic castle

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Organizations: Big Money Players Network, iHeartPodcasts

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