About this episode

Sumo discusses various philosophical and spiritual concepts while humorously addressing the idea of the apocalypse and personal significance.

Guess who named this episode. Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die. How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women. The story of the Chinese farmer. Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way. There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared. You are not small, insignificant or meaningless. Nukes aren’t real. The craziest thing Sumo’s ever said....

People in this episode

Host: Sumo

Topics covered

• apocalypse
• audio braille
• spirituality
• divinity
• nuclear weapons

Keywords

• Gerald the Dolphin
• Chinese farmer
• Long Black Train
• bedazzling
• square dancing

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