Episode 69: NEON Cagematch Finale

Episode 69: NEON Cagematch Finale

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November 1, 2025 · 1h 18m · Season 3 · Episode 12

About this episode

The episode features a horror film Cagematch competition with hosts rating various films.

Episode 69: NEON Cagematch Finale This episode was recorded on August 29, 2025 and posted on November 1, 2025. Content Warning: Light vulgarity. Introduction Welcome back to the NEON Cagematch! Introductions to your Ghosts Hosts with the Most - Lonely of Lonely Horror Club and Projectile Varmint aka Suzie Introductions to our Cagematch cohost Mike aka That Horror Teacher The Cagematch Bracket & Rules Bracket: To create the brackets, we pulled a total of 22 horror films from the NEON filmography which were placed into "seeds" based on their IMDB & Rotten Tomatoes ratings. After ranking all of the films, we used a bracket creator, like people do for fantasy football or March madness, which generated our full NEON Cagematch bracket. Check out the full bracket here. Rules: For scoring and advancing, each host will rate the movie from 1 to 10 on the following metrics: acting, storytelling, scares, and cinematography. We can't give zeroes so the lowest possible overall score will be 12 and the highest possible overall score will be 120. In the event of a tie - the film with the highest Rotten Tomatoes score will advance. Each host will also have one wild card which will allow the host…

People in this episode

Hosts: Lonely of Lonely Horror Club, Projectile Varmint

Guest: Mike

Topics covered

  • horror films
  • film reviews
  • Cagematch
  • bracket competition
  • scoring system

Keywords

  • NEON Cagematch
  • horror films
  • film ratings
  • bracket
  • scoring

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Memories of Murder, The Lodge, Longlegs, Crimes of the Future, Possessor, New Order, Infinity Pool, In the Earth

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