Which Fictional Child Would You Adopt?

About this episode

The hosts discuss which fictional children they would adopt, inspired by Grogru from Mandalorian.

In celebration or commiseration of Grogru and Mandalorian, we look at fictional children to see which one we'd adopt. Probably could have worded that one better. I can see why the first 4 minutes of the episode happens now. JD has a mental break and tries to find the ninja turtles so he can ensure his new sephew (son/nephew) can become the 5th turtle, Zammit uses his new boy to make himself look like a pillar of the community until the kaiju incident and Jackson can't stop spraying his kid with the hose.  Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Topics covered

• adoption
• fictional children
• comedy
• pop culture
• TV shows

Keywords

• adopt
• fictional children
• Grogru
• Mandalorian
• ninja turtles
• comedy podcast

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Grogru, Mandalorian, ninja turtles

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