About this episode

In this episode, the hosts explore the humorous side of vegetables and their place in our lives.

Brian shares his highly aggressive tax strategies, including imaginary dependents, an F-16 deduction, and an elaborate attempt to convince the IRS that Auschwitz had reopened. Jack then struggles through three increasingly grim obituary readings before revisiting Brian's rejected 1980s advertising campaigns for Cabbage Patch Kids, cocaine, Life Cereal, and the Rubik's Cube—including the unforgettable slogan, "Everyone Loves a Vegetable."

People in this episode

Hosts: Brian Sack, Jack Helmuth

Topics covered

• vegetables
• comedy
• improv
• food
• lifestyle

Keywords

• vegetable humor
• comedy podcast
• improv
• food discussion
• lifestyle podcast

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