Rant For "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms"
About this episode
Joey Huff discusses the latest Westeros offering, 'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms', with humorous commentary and critiques.
IMPORTANT! Below is the raw uncorrected script for the episode. It’s meant as an aid, not a substitute for the full product. You have been warned! Me doing a bad impression of the GOT Theme, which is then interrupted by “farting” noises. “Ewww, that’s foul.” “Yes but it’s gross with purpose.” “What?” “It’s distinguishing itself from the other shows in the franchise in a decisive visual manner.” “No, it’s clearly a jab at House of The Dragon for not coming up with their own opening sequence.” Gary: “You fool, the themes of the opening shit run far deeper than that. It’s obviously a deconstruction of audience and performer social dynamics via shock imagery.” Wimpy: “I think it’s a post trans feminist statement on the Marxian position on material distribution. Parody of that silly intro for the episode where Daenerys goes crazy, then interruption by gunshot leading into the episode proper. Welcome to Retrospective Rants, with me, Joey Huff, as your host. Better late than never, but I’m gonna talk about “A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms”, the latest of TV’s westeros offerings. Let’s get to it. There will be spoilers. I’m gonna get this out of the way. I am but a casual Westeros. What…
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