Book of Revelation Chapter 8 | God Gets High, Chernobyl Happens

Book of Revelation Chapter 8 | God Gets High, Chernobyl Happens

June 9, 2026 · 19 min · Season 1 · Episode 129

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The episode humorously explores the themes of the Book of Revelation chapter 8, including a bizarre connection to Chernobyl.

God rips a cone, an angel weaponises a bong, and somehow this ends with a conspiracy theory about Chernobyl. The Book of Revelation chapter 8 kicks off with thirty minutes of ominous silence in heaven, which is unusual because heaven normally sounds like a sensory nightmare designed by a committee of screaming worship addicts. Then someone hands YHWH a giant "incense burner", seven angels break out the trumpets, and the apocalypse starts deleting the planet one-third at a time. But then...

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Hosts: Lexi, Judas Falling

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Books & works: Book of Revelation

Places: heaven

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