Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts
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March 26, 2026 · 37 min · Season 9 · Episode 4
About this episode
Burt and Kurt become key figures in a reduced department after undergoing training and security clearance.
"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."
Topics covered
- comedy
- training
- security clearance
- investment
- department reduction
Keywords
- Burt
- Kurt
- training
- security clearance
- investment
- department
Mentioned in this episode
Organizations: Director, Record and Information Management Specialists
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