Slop Quest 118 Frown Vampire

Slop Quest 118 Frown Vampire

From Slop Quest by All Things Comedy

February 16, 2026 · 57 min · Episode 118

About this episode

Ryan and Andy discuss various absurd topics including drug dealers as small businessmen, the alkaline water scam, and the cigarette industry.

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan talks about how the real small businessmen are drug dealers. Then Andy talks about the Alkaline water scam and scares himself into backtracking everything. Andy goes tubing in Big Bear and claims it’s even better than skiing but SOMEBODY disagrees.  Andy and Ryan try to rehabilitate the cigarette industry. Ryan floats the idea of running for president based solely on revitalizing the American fireworks industry. Andy finds a subreddit where idiots are posting mall katanas and asking his valuable they are. Then Ryan accuses Andy of having “treatment resistant swordplay”. Andy runs out of people to talk about swords with and resorts to keeping a diary of his swordplay gainz. This infuriates O’Neill. Then O’Neill gets roasted by a listener in one of the funniest ways possible. O’Neill insists he is a very supportive friend and is very motivated to build Andy up. Then Andy has to negotiate taking a shit at…

People in this episode

Host: Andrew DeWitt

Topics covered

  • comedy
  • business
  • news
  • movies
  • lifestyle

Keywords

  • drug dealers
  • alkaline water scam
  • tubing in Big Bear
  • cigarette industry
  • American fireworks industry
  • mall katanas
  • swordplay
  • Comics Unleashed

Mentioned in this episode

Products: Alkaline

Places: Big Bear

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