Slop Quest 120 Chop Chop

Slop Quest 120 Chop Chop

From Slop Quest by All Things Comedy

March 2, 2026 · 60 min · Episode 120

About this episode

Ryan and Andy discuss the origins of phrases, brainstorm business ideas, and share personal stories while navigating various comedic topics.

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! On this episode of Slop Quest Ryan doesn’t believe Andy about where the phrases “Chop Chop” and “Long time no see”. Then they brainstorm ways to sell Americans on high speed rails. Andy tries to convince O’Neill to show him his patented mole removal technique but O’Neill fears teaching him would be too homoerotic. YouTube takes a dump on their stream as soon as they bring up anything controversial. Then Ryan tries to gas up Andy on his driving skills but Andy doesn’t believe him. This leads them to talk about how movies have people “dig deep” in order to perform better but how that never happens. Then Ryan can’t let go of his “fondue” character and repeats lines he comes up with about fondue to himself the entire time he’s skiing. O’Neill realizes that he’s not sociopathic enough to become a huge sensation in show business. Then Andy develops a new move on his…

People in this episode

Host: Andrew DeWitt

Topics covered

  • comedy
  • news
  • movies
  • business ideas
  • personal anecdotes

Keywords

  • Chop Chop
  • Long time no see
  • high speed rails
  • mole removal technique
  • fondue character
  • driving skills
  • sociopathic
  • inversion table
  • Dave Ramsey

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