About this episode

The episode discusses alien abductions in New York City, health PSAs, and various humorous anecdotes between the hosts.

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest The show starts with immediate chicanery from Ryan about Andrew’s art then immediately gets into the rise of New York City as #3 in alien abductions. Then Ryan wants to leave Andy in a field to see if he’ll get abducted. Then the boys review the new health psa about how healthy it is to crank the hog. Ryan gets angry that they didn’t check his prostate during his colonoscopy. Andy dreams about thongs as Ryan explains his plan to capture an alien. Ryan is upset that Andy doesn’t think newspapers report on bestiality that much. Andy gets his ass whooped at HEMA by a veteran and has to power through the defeat. The boys talk about Flowers For Algernon and Pope Leo. Ryan has some conspiracy theories on the Catholic Church while Andy notices how much Ryan smells like hot dogs. Then Ryan freaks out when Andy opens his bathroom window and starts shouting Ryan’s full first and last name while saying there’s doodie everywhere. Andrew gets turned on by breast reduction scars. Ryan imagines how poorly Andrew would do with online dating then impersonates Andy trying to get his brain to turn…

People in this episode

Hosts: Ryan, Andrew

Topics covered

• alien abductions
• New York City
• health PSA
• conspiracy theories
• HEMA
• online dating

Keywords

• aliens
• New York
• health PSA
• bestiality
• conspiracy theories
• HEMA
• online dating
• electric toothbrushes

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Flowers For Algernon

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