371: Every Nut I Spit Out (ICE CREAM)
From Stiff Socks by Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
February 25, 2026 · 1h 14m · Episode 371
About this episode
The episode features a humorous discussion on various topics including suburban life, ice cream flavors, and midlife crises.
The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts. Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Mint Mobile – https://www.mintmobile.com/socks Ready to stop paying more than you have to? New customers can switch today and get unlimited premium wireless for $15/month for a limited time. Switch now at mintmobile.com/socks That’s mintmobile.com/socks. ShipStation – https://www.shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days with full access and no credit card required. Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS for 60 days free. That’s shipstation.com , code SOCKS . 60 days to see exactly how much time and money you're saving. GLD – https://www.gld.com Work hard and change the game. New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com…
People in this episode
Hosts: Trevor Wallace, Michael Blaustein
Topics covered
- midlife crisis
- ice cream
- suburban warfare
- spandex bike culture
- Netflix
- cruise ship disappearances
- restaurant birthday rants
Keywords
- dog poop
- Lambos
- license plates
- Netflix
- cruise ships
- ice cream flavors
- birthday rants
Sponsors
Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies
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