What If The Simulation Is Sending Signs

About this episode

The episode explores the unsettling phenomenon of dead bald eagles and the theories that arise from it.

Send us Fan Mail Two dead bald eagles on the road would be unsettling. Two dead bald eagles plus a dead falcon in the same week? That’s where our brains start doing what they do best: hunting for patterns, inventing theories, and laughing so we don’t fully spiral. We talk through the most likely explanations, the least likely explanations, and why it feels impossible to shrug off something that weird when it involves America’s bird. Then we turn the paranoia into a pitch: “The Bird Watchers....

Topics covered

• simulation theory
• patterns
• bald eagles
• paranoia
• theories
• humor

Keywords

• simulation
• bald eagles
• theories
• patterns
• paranoia
• humor

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: The Bird Watchers

Places: America, road, week

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