Listener Mail: Raccoon Penis Toothpicks, FNU LNU, Rigid Airships

About this episode

The episode discusses various listener mail topics including raccoon penises, police encounters, and UFOs.

In this week's listener mail segment: Xevious Wrecks hips Ben and Noel to 'hillbilly toothpicks', a euphemism for raccoon penises, inspiring the guys to never see the internet again. Uncle Bosco explores how you can hack encounters with police by using the alias 'FNU LNU' (spoiler, you get in situations). Jameson reveals a conspiracy afoot with the world's standing record for IQ tests. Sergeant Will proposes that at least a few UFOs are obscure, spooky rigid airships. In our Letters From Home, Trogoldyte shares a phenomenal real-life encounter with rutabagas. They don't want you to read our book.: https://static.macmillan.com/static/fib/stuff-you-should-read/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People in this episode

Hosts: Ben, Noel

Topics covered

• listener mail
• conspiracy theories
• police encounters
• UFOs
• raccoon penises
• IQ tests
• real-life encounters

Keywords

• listener mail
• raccoon penis toothpicks
• FNU LNU
• IQ tests
• UFOs
• rigid airships
• rutabagas

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: iHeartPodcasts

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