Top 10 Ways To Become A God & Machine Elves

Top 10 Ways To Become A God & Machine Elves

May 12, 2026 · 1h 3m

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The episode features a series of voicemails where listeners seek advice on various personal topics.

Today on the big bad podcast for you, it's YOU! More voicemails! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://Zocdoc.com/SO to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Live Show Tickets! https://www.dynastytypewriter.com/calendar-squad-up Remember these episodes now go up a few days early AND with bonus content on Patreon & Fourthwall! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia https://sydandolivia-shop.fourthwall.com/ Chapters: 00:00 | Intro 03:06 | Girlboss Girlfloss Hawaii Edition 07:13 | Voicemails 07:40 | Caller 1 - 1 Adult, 4 questions, 8 deer 12:20 | Caller 2 - Get Mom over it 15:12 | Caller 3 - Ayahuasca Cryptids 22:22 | Caller 4 - Worst Drink Ever 26:01 | Caller 5 - Keep Kamala and do Melania 28:55 | Caller 6 - How Drunk? 32:28 | Caller 7 - The Mash of Julia's Future 41:22 | Caller 8 - Baby Now or Baby Never? 46:38 | Caller 9 - 6-7 Kid's Reign 50:26 |Caller 10 - What Would I do Growing Up with You? 54:09 | Caller 11 - How to Become a God 59:38 | Outro Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 This is a 7equis Network Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…

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