257: Laser Toothbrush and Other Things

257: Laser Toothbrush and Other Things

From Tests From The Future by Simon & Dirk

March 15, 2026 · 29 min · Episode 257

About this episode

Simon and Dirk humorously discuss their packing list for a fictional space tour.

Have you ever listened to two guys pack for a space tour? Didn't think so! Luckily you have the chance right now. In this episode we thoroughly detail the things laid out on the floor of Simon's apartment and contemplate whether or not we actually need all of them. If you think we have things like space suits and oxygen tanks, you've probably never listened to our episodes before. Did anybody say stuffed otter? To confirm this episode went back in time, please email michaellasagna5@gmail.com with the episode number 257 in the subject line. We may even respond to your message in a future episode. Chapters 00:00 - Preview 00:22 - Hello 00:46 - Introduction 02:55 - Space Tour Recap 04:19 - Packing List 04:35 - Laser Toothbrush 09:37 - Ice Skates 10:21 - Sandpaper 11:01 - Marmite 12:37 - Spare Velcro 13:26 - Astro Mirror 15:08 - Food 18:08 - Trinoculars 19:37 - Skeers 20:52 - Swimming Trunks 21:59 - Butterfly Net & Weck Jar 23:49 - Uranium Lamp 24:35 - Animals 26:58 - Listener Email from Anu 28:36 - Outroduction 29:01 - Goodbye Credits Episode Art: Suitcase Packaging To Travel by Peter H Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

People in this episode

Hosts: Simon, Dirk

Topics covered

  • space tour
  • packing list
  • improv comedy
  • technology
  • fiction

Keywords

  • space tour
  • packing list
  • Laser Toothbrush
  • improv comedy
  • technology

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: michaellasagna5@gmail.com

Products: Laser Toothbrush, Ice Skates, Sandpaper, Marmite, Spare Velcro, Astro Mirror, Food, Trinoculars, Skeers, Swimming Trunks

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