About this episode

Trixie and Katya humorously present Bald Airlines, a fictional airline offering extravagant services.

Ladies and gentlemen, as we taxi to the gate we'd like to thank you for choosing Bald Airlines, where every seat is first class and includes botox, estate planning, legally-binding mortuary consultation, a yacht sommelier, and a complimentary Fabergé pelvic floor egg. Please take a moment to check your overhead bins for any personal belongings, and don't forget to take your live harpist with you as you deplane. On behalf of all of us here at Bald Airlines, we hope you’ll avoid the humiliation of interacting with the proletariat and instead fly with us again very soon. Bald Airlines: Where Every Seat is First Class, Because Economy is a Hate Crime. To see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro, head to: ⁠https://Ro.co/BALD⁠ To get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months, use code 50BALD at https://Greenchef.com/50BALD Bath & Body Works candles not only smell amazing, but are crafted with premium, lead-free wicks for a clean, safe burn. Shop the White Barn Neutrals collection now at https://bathandbodyworks.com To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit…

People in this episode

Hosts: Trixie, Katya

Topics covered

• comedy
• air travel
• beauty
• sponsorship
• humor
• lifestyle

Keywords

• Bald Airlines
• Trixie
• Katya
• comedy
• beauty
• sponsorship
• humor

Sponsors

Ro, Green Chef, Bath & Body Works, Hims, Yahoo Mail, Boll & Branch

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Bald Airlines

Products: GLP-1 pill, Fabergé pelvic floor egg, Boll & Branch

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