Strait to the Bank: How the Hormuz ‘Dire Strait’ Hustle Cleared a Billion in 20 Minutes

About this episode

The episode discusses the complexities and misinformation surrounding the Iran situation and its implications on military deployments and oil markets.

There’s nothing straight about the strait… It’s all strait-up lies… (I could go on, but I’m here in Cancun and there’s only one chemtrail-adjacent cloud and life is pretty awesome.) Yeah, so I thought we'd squeeze in one more trip before the grid goes down and all the planes are grounded. Pretty soon, only The Chosen will be able to travel. You’ll have “people of means,” and then the rest of you slavelings of lesser means can use an Oculus or Magic Leap to “travel” from your own couch Ah, this apocalypse. Good times. I think people are starting to get it. Except some Magats who still believe Trump is the second coming… after Bubba.  This entire Iran situation is total theater, and the script is clumsy. Trump came out Friday like, “Yeah, it’s all over, we have a deal. They're all opening the Strait.” Surprise, surprise. That didn't happen. We’re well over a month and a half into this ‘two-week’ operation. The Navy ships in the Middle East have been out there so long they’re running out of food. Welcome to the USSA! Where they feed the US military absolute slop. Tiny, 3D-printed mystery meat meals on empty trays. Family members are trying to…

People in this episode

Host: Jeff Berwick

Topics covered

• Iran situation
• US military
• oil markets
• apocalypse
• Middle East conflict

Keywords

• Iran
• US military
• oil
• apocalypse
• Middle East
• Gerald R. Ford
• two-week operation

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: USA Today, US military, Gerald R. Ford

Places: Iran, Cancun, Middle East

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