The Friday Mailbag - Black Eye To Person Ratio

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The hosts discuss various quirky topics including black eyes observed at a coffee shop and Eden's disdain for Lipton Tea.

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People in this episode

Hosts: Eden, Zach, Mayes

Topics covered

• black eyes
• Lipton Tea
• John Kellogg
• corn flakes

Keywords

• comedy
• Patreon
• YouTube

Mentioned in this episode

Products: Lipton Tea, Lipton, corn flakes

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